just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
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she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
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What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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