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so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
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could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
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A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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