We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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