He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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