i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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