Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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