Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
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moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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