Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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