Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
The air taste purple.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
Randomize
