She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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