just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
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It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
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And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
A bitchslap is in order.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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