I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
There are leaves in my underwear?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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