My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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