Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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