Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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