What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I think people are normalizing furries
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