Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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