the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Blood and glitter go together right?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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