That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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