Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
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Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
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I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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