The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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