Plan B is the new Plan A
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
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dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
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he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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