Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
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Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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