Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Someone shit on the floor
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
When are your genitals available?
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