Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
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It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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