"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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