We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
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hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
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Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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