this boner is exhausting
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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