That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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