Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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