guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
