remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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