I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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