I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
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Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
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Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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