I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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