is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
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her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
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Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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