party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
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Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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