we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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