Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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