Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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