Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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