Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
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