i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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