Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
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You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
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When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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