last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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