At least make sure they are 18
Why
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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