glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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