I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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