remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
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there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
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she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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