I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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