? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
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just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
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Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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