We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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