Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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