at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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