your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
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i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
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I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
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