don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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