That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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