So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
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I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
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Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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