Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
ugly people sure do ruin things
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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